I would appear that I have neglected my DA...even though I have so many sketches!
SO. Let me tell you what happened to me (fo' real).
It turns out, that I fell into a deep dark ditch off the road near my house. While awaiting my fate, I forgot how to call out to someone for help. This terrified me greatly. Fortunately, with all the construction going on in this developing area, it didn't take long for the site workers to find me. And thank cornflake they did, or else I would be under a BJ's right about now. I have since repayed the men who discovered me by buying them sandwiches... only, they had to split a foot-long, because I'm not made of money or anything! (side note: did you know subway "foot"longs are only about 10"?)
In order to better prepare myself for future happenings I have since taken up screaming classes, as well as a defensive martial arts class, and ceramics. The latter of these being the most useful, I have found, for those of us who like the stare into swirling abysses. I have also gone out shopping to buy some new clothes, since the ones I was wearing all that time got so dirty and rank, and my house was bulldozed in order to make room for the BJ's.
...oh yes. That too. I am also looking for a new place to call home. If anyone who reads this knows of any nice sturdy oak saplings, I would be much obliged if you made a point to tell about it. ))
---mmkay, that silliness aside---
IN THE END, THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY IN ORDER TO SUM UP THE EXCUSE OF MY ABSENCE:
- SCHOOL IS HARD/TEDIOUS
- HOMEWORK IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU
- ...BUT PROCRASTINATION IS MORE FUN
- I AM LAZY!!!!